If you’re looking for the sexiest hotel that turns up the heat in more ways than just temperature control for you and your bae, look no further. Forget cookie-cutter rooms and complimentary breakfast buffets. I’ve compiled a list that’s all about luxury, privacy, and, well, some serious adult fun. Now is the time to grab your partner, pack that lingerie, and get ready for the most memorable trip of your life — more memorable than that weekend you spent binge-watching Netflix in your sweatpants.
Here are seven of the sexiest hotels around the world that’s complete with secluded pools, naughty extras, and jaw-dropping views.
Maison Souquet – Paris, France
What could be sexier than a hotel that used to be a brothel? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Maison Souquet in Paris is the ultimate in luxury meets risqué. The former “house of pleasure” in the heart of Montmartre is now a five-star hideaway dripping with velvet, dark wood, and secrets that will never leave the building.
You can book the hotel’s entire underground spa (complete with a pool and hammam) for a full hour of privacy. Yep, you read that right, the ENTIRE spa. If that doesn’t set the mood, I don’t know what will.
The rooms and suites are themed, with names like “The Belle Époque.” Expect gold accents, plush fabrics, and mood lighting that screams seduction. Sounds a bit of me, to be honest.
The entire hotel has a secretive, decadent vibe — like something scandalous is always about to happen. And in Paris, it probably will.
Maison Souquet will make you feel like you’re part of some clandestine, historical love affair… without the powdered wigs and body odour.
The Standard, High Line – New York, USA
If you’re looking for a sexy urban escape with a view, The Standard, High Line, in New York has you covered. Or uncovered, considering how many rooms have floor-to-ceiling windows where, uh, modesty is optional. You and your partner can take in the Manhattan skyline in a way that will make your neighbours either very jealous or very uncomfortable. If you ask me, I prefer the latter. But that’s just me.
Some rooms have massive tubs with unbeatable views of the city. And NOTHING beats NYC views. It’s perfect for some bubbly — both in your glass and in the water. If you get my drift.
The Standard provides “intimacy kits” in every room, because apparently, you weren’t planning ahead and packing your own. Thanks, Standard! Now… if you weren’t sure what’s inside the intimacy kit, I got you. The pack includes two premium condoms, a multi-speed mini vibrator, lubricant, cleansing wipe, and a special gift in store that you can choose.
And while the hotel has a buzzing nightlife scene, it’s what happens behind those closed doors in the lift (and sometimes even in the rooftop hot tub) that gets people talking. BRB, booking my flight.
The Standard knows how to blur the line between classy and racy. Just don’t forget to close those curtains. Or, you know, don’t.
Santorini Secret Suites & Spa – Santorini, Greece
I know you’ve wondered why so many Instagram influencers seem to be in Santorini, it’s because they’re ALL staying at Santorini Secret Suites & Spa, pretending to live their best life. They’re also probably doing it for the gram, but hey aren’t we all? Although trust me, this place is just as sexy in real life.
My favourite thing about this hotel is that each suite has its own pool, and if you’ve ever wanted to make out with a view of the Aegean Sea, this is your chance.
Another thing, you can book a couples’ treatment in an actual cave. You can freely rub your partner down with some essential oils and pretend you’re one of them Greek gods (which you basically are at this point).
The hotel staff will set up a private dinner for you both, on your own terrace, right as the sun dips into the ocean. Cue the passionate glances, romantic music, and unlimited supply of wine.
This is the place to take your romance to new heights and now is the time! Or just stay in your pool the whole duration and let Santorini be the background. This is still a vacation, after all.
The Caves – Negril, Jamaica
Do you know what tops a regular romantic dinner? A romantic dinner in a bloody cave. The Caves in Negril, Jamaica, is an all-inclusive resort that mixes luxury, adventure, and “how did we get here” moments.
You can book a private dinner in a candle-lit cave. Just you, your partner, some seafood, and about a million candles. Bonus points if you can resist Instagramming it immediately which is the first thing I’ll be doing.
And if you’re feeling daring, channel your inner James Bond (or not) and leap off the cliffs into the Caribbean Sea. It’s the kind of thing you’ll tell your grandkids about. Maybe.
Each cottage and bungalow is perched on the cliffs, so your ocean view is uninterrupted. That means you can watch the sunset in the most private way possible.
This place mixes the thrill of adventure with steamy, tropical romance. It’s for couples who want to live on the edge (literally) while still getting their candle-lit dinners and sappy romance on.
Le Sirenuse – Positano, Italy
You’ve probably seen Le Sirenuse in Positano in every travel magazine ever. This Italian cliffside hotel is the definition of romantic luxury. The views are almost unreal, and the hotel itself feels like it was pulled straight from a movie. Bring your best outfits, because this is the place to look and feel fabulous.
Most rooms come with terraces where you can drink Prosecco and pretend you’ve been Italian your whole life. You’ll feel like a local in no time.
I recommend hopping on a boat and exploring the Amalfi Coast whilst you’re here, stopping for a swim in the hidden coves along the way. It’s as sexy as it sounds, with much better tan lines.
And after a day of exploring Positano’s winding streets and gasping for air after the many steps, head to the spa for a relaxing couples’ massage. Or just sip on more wine while someone else does all the work.
Le Sirenuse is all about old-school glamour with a side of la dolce vita. Bring your sunglasses and get ready for some serious “am I famous?” vibes.
Alila Villas Uluwatu – Bali, Indonesia
Alila Villas Uluwatu is for pairings that enjoy fancy vacations but also prioritise simplicity and minamalism. Perched on a cliff in Bali, it’s sleek, modern, and ridiculously romantic.
Each villa comes with a private pool where you can float around and enjoy the view of the Indian Ocean. Obviously. Clothes are optional, of course.
Their spa treatments are done in open-air cabanas, so you’ll have the sound of waves as your spa soundtrack. Talk about relaxation goals.
If you’re into sleek design, total privacy, and the best sunsets of your life, this is the place for you.
Ponta dos Ganchos – Santa Catarina, Brazil
If you’re wanting to up the game in terms of privacy AND flexing the privacy, Ponta dos Ganchos is for you. You get the entire peninsula to yourselves. This adults-only resort in Brazil is hidden away on a private beach, making it a top spot for uninterrupted romance.
You’ll get your own private bungalow that has its own plunge pool, sauna, and ocean view. You’ll feel like the only people on Earth, and trust me, you won’t want to leave.
The hotel offers a private dinner on a teeny, tiny island just offshore. It’s the kind of thing that’ll make all your friends jealous. This is pure, uninterrupted privacy. No crowds, no kids, no distractions. Just you, your pookie bear, and the waves.
Ponta dos Ganchos is where you go to disappear from the world for a while. Just don’t forget to come back, you know?
There you have it– seven hotels that aren’t just sexy; they’re dripping in seduction, privacy, and fun.
Book that trip, you sexy little thing. You and your lovey deserve it — just be sure to leave the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door!
Rachel is an intrepid world traveller, lifestyle connoisseuse, and Girls Who Travel’s resident beauty advisor. She is a lover of the ocean, flowers, movies, journalism, and has a penchant for medium-sized tattoos. When she is not busy with life, she writes stories of her globetrots as well as tips & tricks on how to make the best out of travelling.
